October 2010
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH, AWESOME PERSON OF THE...
Apparently Sarah actually likes my blog. I didn’t think this was possible, either. Anyway, today is Sarah’s birthday, so y’alls gotsa get cho selves of facebook and send her a supa fly b-day greeting. Wow… I totally fail at ghettospeak.
Oh, and since I didn’t get a chance to write this during my post: GURRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
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If the Asians of Facebook Could Learn This, I... →
The Oatmeal is showing you seven kinds of idiotic pictures we both know you take. Don’t even TRY to hide it. Take the lesson.
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Runner's High
You know how the ever-so-mysterious “they” say that running releases endorphins, which makes runners really happy? That’s what most people think a runner’s high is. I think our school is the exception. I think our entire cross country is high out of their minds. This is probably mostly because Sean won’t stop organizing a militia to insert quarters in the condom...
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Something I Just Remembered:
I hate playing Boggle with my family. This is because every stupid time we do, my dad fucking makes up words like, “yon.” DAMN YOU, MICROSOFT WORD! STOP TELLING ME THAT’S A REAL WORD!!! Just because it’s Old Fucking English, doesn’t mean you’re allowed to use it in a word finding game against a ten-year-old. And that, my friends, is why playing Boggle with my...
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Nature never appeals to intelligence until habit and instinct are useless.
– HG.Wells in The Time Machine
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You don’t have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty...
– Sam Halpern. Certified Cool Dad.
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The Douchiest Thing I Have Ever Seen. →
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I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was...
– Some smart anonymous person.
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My Schedule This Week:
I officially declare next week “Hell Week.” So if I don’t post cover songs, (not that any of you listen to them.) it’s because I’m busying dying. And this is why:
Monday:
French Quiz on material I’m pretty sure I haven’t learned yet.
Trig Quiz (yes, that is normal, but still. Trig is a hard class.) Remind me to ask Holmberg for an extension on my test.
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