October 2010
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I Went One Day Without Tumblr Yesterday. I'm...
As we speak, my glorious math homework is being photocopied. This is because I, being the dumbass that I am, wrote my notes for the day on the back of my homework (I do everything in the same notebook), so I couldn’t turn it in last class. OOH! It’s done. Cue fanfare.
Anyway, tomorrow is a Friday. I just realized this five minutes ago. TGIF. Which brings me to my next point. In an...
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“I’ll brick ya good!”
– Our Mock Trial case for this year. I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing when I hear this.
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September 2010
insearchofyellowumbrellas asked: MALIGNANCY!
I LOVE YOU!
I LOVE YOU!
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I Wish My Family Was This Cool
Flippers with socks= GORGEOUS.
Those are some very attractive man shorts. And that poor boy looks so freaked out.
“No, seriously, this is my fancy speedo. Now take a picture of my glistening chest.”
I swear that girl is my long lost twin sister. Photos courtesy of the BEST SITE EVER awkwardfamilyphotos.com
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So Apparently I Was Born on September 25th
Ellie: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! I AM SO ANGRY >:(happy birthday fool :)
Me: ...because it's not my birthday?
Mei: LOL! (btw, LAMEST response EVER)
Ellie: LIES!
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“No, all of the Japanese people failed [the religion section of our history...”
– Mei on why not all Asian kids bombed the part of our exam on Jesus.
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This couldn't wait.
I just discovered that instead of maple syrup, at my house, we have Agave syrup. Agave syrup, obviously, comes from the agave cactus.
Take a look at this sexy beast
Do you know what else is made from Agave nectar? TEQUILA, THAT’S WHAT. Between this and the several bottles of assorted hard liquor which my mother insists is “for cooking,” I’m now completely sure that my...
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Why Putting MySpace American Idol Auditions Online... →
it’s pretty bad.
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Things Happen Sometimes
I’m come to a revelation recently that I sometimes get this feeling where in everything I say or write, I tear a little piece of my soul out for the world to see, hoping that some one will give me a little piece of theirs in return. On occasion, I never get a piece back, and I lose a bit of myself forever to to what’s basically a Fields of Asphodel of thoughts. I have this crazy fear...
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“Bessie: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more, you are...”
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Well... Welcome to Tumblr, right?
My very first post. I feel like I’ve just been initiated into a cult. But in a good way. I promise.
I should probably add content to this post besides narcissism, so I’m going to begin my rant on something that’s really been annoying me recently: people who slurp on their lollipops. It is the most disgustingly awful sound in the world. Here I am, trying to function as a normal,...
