January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Compliments
Compliments from people you know: Compliments from strangers on tumblr: HOLY CRAP! 13 notes is 5 minutes or something? This is so unusual. Thanks guys. This is definitely making me feel better. 
Jan 31st
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Compliments
Compliments from people you know: Compliments from strangers on tumblr:
Jan 31st
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raspberry-induced asked: Dearest Malina,

I hate seeing any of my friends unhappy. It pains me :( . I don’t know the best things to say, but I really, really hope you feel better.
You have become such a good friend of mine. You are one of the few people I know who can turn a dull moment into a rather hilarious one. And one of the few who actually gets me and can stand to hear me ramble every now...
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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solaesce asked: A funny conversation during calculus:

NICK: I'm a really good talker. Once, I gave an oral for 30 minutes.
SEAN: You gave oral for 30 minutes?
NICK: ...
Jan 30th
I am really feeling like shit right now.
Like really. I’m talking when my depression was at its worst shit. Like serious shit. Like really fucked up “I’m such a fucking idiot” shit. Could somebody please make me feel better? Tell me a joke.
Jan 30th
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Just went on facebook.
In twenty minutes, I got six different reminders of why I hate everyone. Facebook wouldn’t be so bad if there was some sort of measure to keep assholes off of it.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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thephantombunny asked: When Malina talks to someone, how does one tell if Malina is talking to that person out of friendly-ness or is actually learning more about a person in order to hate the person more personally?

Oh, I tripped over the bump that separates the floor of the car from the door frame from the outside when getting into the car.
Jan 30th
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I so wish I could just wave my hands in the air in...
Because seriously, I don’t think it is humanly possible to watch Avatar without pissing your pants or leaving to go pee.  Does anybody agree with me, or am I just a freak of nature?
Jan 30th
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rac00n asked: Something random?
Socialism would be pretty cool and more popular if Russia and China and others hadn't SCREWED IT UP.
I've heard that coke and Jack Daniels is a great combo. I wonder how many points it's worth.
Michael Cera is hot shit.
I just watched the fucking matrix (right after watching the matrix ^-^). See what I did there?
I'm...
Jan 30th
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Anonymous asked: WHAT IS UP.
Jan 30th
raspberry-induced asked: So, when I was little, I didn't know that there was a North and South Korea. But mind you, this was not a Sarah Palin-like moment.
When my parents explained it to me, it was in Chinese. The funny thing is that the word for "South" in Chinese is a heterograph of the word "boy."
This prompted me to ask, "Why is there not a girl Korea?'
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
thiswintersolstice asked: i just ate an ice cream cone, large fries, a medium sprite, 20 chicken nuggets, and 2 box-things of bbq sauce. that's the randomest thing i can think of right now.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Anonymous asked: OFFENSIVE.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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These past few days, I have been losing followers...
AM I REALLY THAT UNLIKEABLE? Fuck it. It’s not me, it’s them.
Jan 29th
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sometimes I forget that people are usually...
lightningstrucktower: sometimes i forget that i’m heterosexual. Oh, you mean like when I listen to Tegan & Sara? Seriously, I am in lesbians with them. I HAVE NO SHAME.
Jan 29th
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What if I post that interview where Katy Perry...
havesomecomposure-: sunraindown: Just lol Wait theres an interview where Katy Perry says she doesn’t like Panic!? Bitch, please. Katy, your music and your choice in spouses is already enough evidence that you do not have taste. Your argument is invalid.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Reblog this if you want to be the Doctor's...
i-aint-bovvered: bartyjoonyah: captainjennharkness: IN A FUCKING HEART BEAT But seriously, if I ever got inside the TARDIS, I would be like:
Jan 29th
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When did my dad get cool?
Dad: So my English major friend is very impressed that you don't like Twilight.
Me: Urgh, I hate Twilight. It's like, go read a real book. Like Harry Potter or Anna Karenina.
Dad: Those are two very different books... one of them is real.
Me: What?
Dad: Harry Potter. It's totally a true story.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Spell your name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
littlemissabbey: yashaalicious: jjangsen: shennn: musiclover27: J…… :)) (via billie-joe) H.  J. P. _B_G_ _ _ :D GUESS MY NAME! _ _ _ _ _ _. I found this disproportionately amusing.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Cool gifs I love but never got the chance to use
And this: And this: Okay, that is all. Feel free to add your own underappreciated gifs. (Please do.)
Jan 29th
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things that are wrong about shipping incest
craiggilner-: everything things that are okay about it Only reblogging because I have the most perfect gif ever.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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The world won't end in 2012 because the world just...
Seriously, people. You think if an apocalypse was only two years away there wouldn’t be more signs? Like, you know, maybe the sun burning out or some crazy ridiculous shit like that.
Jan 28th
villaininthestoryyouhavewritten asked: Well, I wasn't referring to you, but sure.
Jan 28th
You are everything that I want to be.
… So you’re short, half Asian, and a complete lunatic?
Jan 28th
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rockitsurgeon: giveuszeradio: tarynmac: kristenmcr: Non Believers “omfg Mcr is going to be on glee im so happy” MCRMY OKAY COME ON NOW. Are MCR fans not allowed to like Glee now? I am part of the MCRmy, and I don’t want to smash a SWAT team with a guitar when a band I like is on a TV show. It’s the people who are all “OMGZZZ they’re so selling out their song will be butchered...
Jan 28th
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petewentz- asked: haha, yes..happy people are all the same I suppose...but no one is truly happy
Jan 28th
Jan 27th
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People call me a hipster.
wingardiumryanrossa: If I am your idea of a hipster, I pray for your own sake that you never go to a liberal arts college. Seriously, I’m Catholic. Religions do not come less hipster than Catholicism.
Jan 27th
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When I first made a tumblr, I promised myself I...
Guess what? I’m a stupid fucker who just reblogs shit.  This is seriously still getting reblogged? I posted this at least two weeks ago and it only has 50 notes. DUDE, I FEEL SO RELEVANT.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
raspberry-induced asked: y0u r r3@lly funny f0 r3@1 l!k3 0mg @nd $h3t
Jan 27th
Anonymous asked: I agree with the another anon compliment!
You're really funny :)
Especially because you don't wipe your butt!
Jan 26th
Anonymous asked: I think you're really cool. I enjoy your sense of humor and the way you comment on stuff is just hilarious. I wish I was a cool as you.
Jan 26th
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Anonymous asked: Oh. Loser. What a turn off. I have a huge mancrush for Sufjan Stevens and the singers from Of Montreal and Vampire Weekend, and the keyboardist of Vampire Weekend.
In other news, I also like Modest Mouse and The Morning Benders. Just listened to The Go! Team, my friends have been bugging me about them lately. They sound pretty damn awesome.
Have you seen/heard this before:...
Jan 26th