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December 2011
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WHATGV THE FUC K
I saw this years ago when I was in the 10th grade… which would be nearly 6 years ago, Jesus. Anyway - I have only ever watched this and thought the same thing;
“He has a lock on his door. He has a lock and he could have used it. Why didn’t he use the lock?”
Lololololol wut?
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO...
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Questions I am tired of getting every time I dye my hair:
Is it permanent?
Did you do it yourself?
Did you have to bleach it first?
Why would you dye it that color?
Aren’t you worried about what people will think of you?
Did you use Manic Panic?
So are you, like, alternative?
Shut the fuck up.
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If you let yourself love a wild thing, you’ll end up looking at the sky.
– Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Ugh, do you ever read a book or a series and think, “YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL. LET ME FIX YOU” and quietly mope about the wasted imagination to yourself? Because that’s pretty much what I’m doing to The Hunger Games trilogy right now. So many half developed concepts and improbabilities. Not to mention the second half of Mockingjay is pretty much a shitstorm. I’m...
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I pay for your meds. You get Christmas every month.
– My mother
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All I want for Christmas is a Celtics victory. Okay that’s a lie, but still.
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If you give me a month and a year, I can tell you the hair color of every member of My Chemical Romance at that point in time. I have a problem.
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So I’m making seitan “meat”balls for Christmas, and my entire family is just so confused. Like, when my mom asked what I was making for Christmas, my dad just said, “Satan balls.”
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Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.
– Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
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New Kick-Ass preview. SOMEBODY HOLD ME →
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I think girls who bully other girls for being sluts are pathetic. Like, here this girl is, out living her life, not giving a shit about anything you have to say, and having sex. Lots and lots of sex. And here you are, sitting on your computer and complaining that she’s doing it too much.
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Lessons in Hunger
By Anne Sexton
“Do you like me?” I asked the blue blazer. No answer. Silence bounced out of his books. Silence fell off his tongue and sat between us and clogged my throat. It slaughtered my trust. It tore cigarettes out of my mouth. We exchanged blind words, and I did not cry, and I did not beg, blackness lunged in my heart, and something that had been good, a sort of kindly...
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You’re an acquired taste. You’re like black coffee
– Mei, on my anti-social qualities
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Am I clever yet?: XVIII →
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[This isn’t actually fiction, per se. It’s more an elaborated version of the truth. But I think I’ll incorporate it into a story that’s entirely fictional.]
I am from the place where my feet stick the to the cold, marble floor. The place where I curl up in the corner of my bed in the corner of my…
It’s awkward when people reblog my writing. Especially when it’s Ali,...
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When I found out that Kim Jong-Il died my first thought was, “Oh my God, what’s going to happen to ‘Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things.’”
allthingsanonymous:
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
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Review: 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' is... →
“ I’m recommending that you see Twilight: Breaking Dawn. Yes, even if you’re not a fan of the series. In fact, I’m recommending Twilight: Breaking Dawnespecially if you’re not a fan of the series. Because— lemme tell ya— I’ve actually seen Breaking Dawn, and it might be one of the most unintentionally hilarious, terribly acted, godawful movies...
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