April 2011
thiswintersolstice-notinuse asked: okay. i'm lost. what exactly *is* your attractiveness theory...?
Apr 1st
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rossgella asked: I'm trying to find a couple that will disprove your attractiveness theory. I will succeed. I promise you that.
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Anonymous asked: 3 people understand your Physical Attractiveness Theory.
Apr 1st
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March 2011
unsunglory asked: I'm glad you enjoy the writing. Feel free to comment!
Hope you're feeling better~
Mar 31st
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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6wordshorts: I like the idea of you. (Submitted by piranhasandsunshine) Holy shift. This got way more notes than I was expecting.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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So somebody decided to create a version of The...
And it is so, so, so, so, so funny. “Jim was monstrous proud about it, and  he got so he wouldn’t hardly notice the other hipsters.  Hipsters would come miles to hear Jim tell about it, and he  was more looked up to than any hipster in that country.  Strange hipsters would stand with their mouths open and  look him all over, same as if he was a wonder. Hipsters is  always...
Mar 29th
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Hey,did y'all notice it? Since Justins fans get...
beliebersdreamingbig: liv13liv69: stfu-andrea: xbieberfansusx: thebieberbanana: bieberprecious: THIS THIS THIS, WTF?? I NOTICED TOO!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i know right? bitch, we’re flawlesssss.  YESS Gaga HAS been calling her fans “little monsters” for a while now ^gaga thing.. yeah. but the jarell and jasminators HA NO ^^ Justin was famous before Lady Gaga. ‘Belieber’ was...
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
Anonymous asked: you're annoying
Mar 28th
unsunglory asked: Thanks for the follow~
How are you?
Mar 24th
Mar 22nd
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I like to think my blog is a good mix of...
But there’s probably too much reblogging stupid shit. And I suppose some people would say there’s too much MCR, but I assure you, there is no such thing as too much My Chemical Romance.
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
This might be my first “Read More” ever… Strange. Don’t feel like you need to tiptoe around my feelings. I talk too much, I complain about everything, I don’t understand people, I’m rude, I’m obnoxious, I can’t lie to appease people, I live in my own world, I’m cruel, and I otherwise generally have a shitty personality. And I’m not even...
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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“I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I...”
– Michael Moore
Mar 21st
Anonymous asked: Is there a way to confess to your friend without ruining the friendship?
Mar 21st
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Anonymous asked: haha i saw your post about 'shipping" and i was so confused until halfway through but yaaaa i gotchoback. you know who this iz muthafuckaaa
Mar 21st
Mar 20th
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My friends are confusing.
Warning: This is a rant post. It’s okay to “ship” fictional characters. We all have our fangirl moments, and that’s perfectly okay. (I still don’t know how I feel about fanfiction.) I could even arguably agree with shipping celebrities or musicians or whatever. However, it is beyond creepy to ship people you actually know. Especially when one of those people is me....
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 18th
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insert-a-cliche-here asked: I can't go to Coachella either.
It kind of makes me want to cry, because Edward Sharpe & Mumford & Sons are on tour together - and I can't go to that.
And Lolla '10 was freaking AMAZING, and I missed that too.
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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I'm in love with books.
I really, really love them. I’m in love with the way new books smell. I’m in love with the way old books smell even more. I’m in love with the crinkling noise a book makes when I crack open the spine. I’m in love with paperback books that look completely abused. I’m in love with the bent-down corners of pages. I’m in love with the “This book better be the...
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Current State of the Union:
1) I haven’t slept on my bed in over a month. I just kind of got bored with it, so I rolled out a futon and now I sleep on the floor. My bed is now storage area for art supplies, magazines, and my jackets. I really love sleeping on the floor, I think it’s more comfortable. 2) I’m seriously debating selling my bed for extra cash. Not quite sure what I’d do with it, though....
Mar 14th
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People ask me why I'm a vegetarian.
They ask me why I care so much about animals, which they say are “just animals. They’re not important.” I’m a vegetarian because animals deserve better. They deserve better than to be crammed into tiny, unhygienic cage where the lights go on and off every 20 minutes so they can produce more eggs. They deserve better than to be fed slop made of remains of their own...
Mar 14th
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"Pearl Harbour" is trending on twitter.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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So I just saw Beastly...
It was so terrible I almost peed my pants laughing. It was brilliant. But in one scene, the “ugly” (he was still attractive) guy says that his father once told him that how much people like you is directly proportional to how attractive you are. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. Now I understand why nobody likes me. It’s because I’m unattractive. This man is a genius.
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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“An unarticulated crush is very different from an unrequited one, because at...”
– David Levithan, “Quiz Bowl Antichrist”
Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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