March 2011
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Just got an e-mail from my family in Japan.
They’re okay. You have no idea how happy I am to hear this. I hope everyone else out there waiting to hear from loved ones in Japan or anywhere else that’s been hit gets to hear news as good as mine.
みんなで一緒に祈りましょう
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The thing I don't understand about pro-life...
… is everything. I understand disapproving of abortion on a personal level. That makes sense. I wouldn’t get an abortion either. But why do pro-life advocates think they have the right to impose their beliefs of others? Feminism is based on the principles of individualism and the freedom of a woman to make independent choices. Choice… that word sounds familiar. Right, people who...
SINGLE? LONELY? MCRMY? SOLUTION!
fuckyeahdangerdays:
PICKUP LINES: (not guaranteed to actually work)
shut up and let me see your jazz hands on my battery
is that a ray gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
so the other night i was singin destroya and thinking of you
baby i didn’t even take my medication today and you still look fineee.
can i be your detonator?
you can run away with me if you’d like, all...
finnsblog asked: Who is your favorite adventure time character? Is it me?
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The Wrong Kind of Christian
Me: So apparently Christian Club has free pizza today. I'm currently weighing my desire for pizza and my desire to not have to spend my time with annoying Asian children.
Ryan: You're an atheist, right?
Me: No, I'm Roman Catholic
Ryan: Perfect! You should go.
Me: Because I'm the wrong kind of Christian?
Ryan: Exactly.
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I make one post, I lose one follower.
WHAT THE FUCK, BITCH? IT WAS ONE POST.
thekidsananarchist:
godslastgift:
Weighed myself again tonight.
Lost 5lbs in the course of 3 days. Now I’m at 115lbs.
You weigh the same as me lol
how are men this skinny? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR WAYS.
Can I just go to other countries so people will...
doitforkicks-killjoys:
idancelikegerardway:
nyxnx:
I ask myself this all the time.
everyone finds Aussie accents attractive.
except for Aussies.
^this is a fact. I’m Ausralian. I don’t like my accent. I wish I had an english oneee :3
Okay, there is no way in hell that anyone finds my high pitched generic American accent attractive.
yokocani asked: i think that anon is trying to say that you are a lovely person but unfortunately you have a rather small penis.
Anonymous asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfv52SEgCNA
allthesaintswereschizophrenic-d asked: I GOT MY FIRST BELIEBER. I am in tears. So great, so great.
Anonymous asked: How accepting are you of the LGBT community?
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