Rampant Rambling: Archive

May 1st

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Apr 30th

Malina After Dentist

Now, most of the time, I don’t really mind going to the dentist. Oral hygiene is important (or so I’ve been told.) and whatnot, and I always get a free toy, which is cool. But today was just bad. I think the lady who cleaned my teeth was exerting some of her anger passive-aggressively on me, just a poor, innocent person trying to get her teeth checked. She practically dug the weird...

Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Day 8- Write About Anything You Want.

This is the challenge I’m referring to:http://danishboners.tumblr.com/post/4699714988/cosmicthrust-stripeysheep In my defense, it never specifies that it has to be 20 consecutive days. So anyway, I would like to take this opportunity to talk about prom, because lately, it’s kind of been everywhere. It’s like a fucking virus that I can’t get away from. Today, our school...

Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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Anonymous asked: Your "short poem" really doesn't look that short.

Apr 28th

Apr 27th

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Rhode Island. It's not even a fucking island. What...

Apr 27th

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Barack Obama Is Now The Biggest Tax Cutter In... →

patrick-stump: the-milk-eyed-mender: baronblack: shannonsunrise: cognitivedissonance: Most Americans have no idea that Barack Obama has lowered taxes. According to a 2010 CBS News/New York Times Poll, only 12% of Americans knew that Obama has lowered taxes. 53% thought that he kept taxes the same, and 24% believed that Obama has raised taxes. Not surprisingly, only 2% of Tea Party...

Apr 27th

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Day 7- Write a Short Poem

For your blogging convenience: http://danishboners.tumblr.com/post/4699714988/cosmicthrust-stripeysheep I’m two days behind now. I’ve never been the punctual type. Disclaimer: My poetry is not only terrible, but incredibly pretentious and self-pitying. If It Makes You Feel Better Don’t say goodbye Take your things with you and leave here Leave me with the darkness in...

Apr 26th

yokocani asked: really? you reblogged my sister?

Apr 26th

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“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”

– Dead Poets Society (1989)

Apr 26th

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Apr 25th

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It makes no sense to me that Ryan has a...

meowbitchz: I mean of all the people in the world to have a monstercock The skinny white hipster who gets mistaken for a lady at subway has one

Apr 25th

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Anonymous asked: Yeah but then I have to use money.

Apr 25th

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Apr 25th

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Anonymous asked: Iowan libraries fail - they don't have any good music!!

Apr 25th

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Apr 24th

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Apr 24th

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Day 6- Write About Your Feelings for Someone

I think feelings get in the way of practicality. While I’d like to be some sort of avant-grade postmodern romantic expressionist (is that even possible?), the truth is that it’s not at all in my nature. I am simple-minded creature. I think in terms of what is practical and what is morally correct. After all that I’ve gone through, all the treatment and all the scars that never...

Apr 24th

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Day 5- Write a letter to anybody

In case you were wondering, this is the challenge: http://danishboners.tumblr.com/post/4699714988/cosmicthrust-stripeysheep Dear Bethany Cosentino, There are only so many times you can rhyme “crazy” with “lazy.” Honestly, I think you’re a brilliant songwriter, and Crazy for You was an amazing album, but sometimes your lyrics are pretty bad. On occasion, they get...

Apr 23rd

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Day 4- Write a Rant about anything.

The challenge I’m referring to: http://danishboners.tumblr.com/post/4699714988/cosmicthrust-stripeysheep Also, I’m a day behind. I’m sorry, but you are just going to have to deal with that. Bitches can’t tame me. If you’ve been following me for long enough, you might have noticed that I am very easily annoyed. And one of the things that annoys me most is when...

Apr 22nd

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invisiblink asked: Thank you. :)
This feels like a very inadequate show of gratitude, but it really does mean a lot to me.

Apr 22nd

Apr 21st

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Apr 21st

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Anonymous asked: So if not reading is the most unattractive quality a man can have, what's the most attractive to you?

Apr 21st

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rossgella asked: Can you still make me a mix cd? You would be such a danish boner if you did. :)

Apr 21st

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Day 3- A Review of Anything

For your blogging convenience, the challenge I’m referring to can be found here: http://danishboners.tumblr.com/post/4699714988/cosmicthrust-stripeysheep Review of Chopped And Screwed, Micachu & The Shapes’ newest album. To be honest, I’m really only writing a review on this because Pitchfork’s review of it sucked monkey balls. This album was so much better than it...

Apr 20th

What is all this salad doing on my croutons?

Apr 20th

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Apr 20th

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Apr 20th

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yokocani asked: it's actually.
I'M A FREE BITCH, BABY

Apr 19th

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Apr 19th

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Anonymous asked: Like a play?

Apr 19th

Anonymous asked: TEE WHY FOR FIXING THAT.
And I've faced policy debaters speeding at 450 words/minute. Is that probably the same difficulty level?

Apr 19th

Anonymous asked: AND I thought I'd tell you that whenever I press the "ask me something because I'm emotionally needy and crave attention" button, it redirects me to piranhasandsunshine.tumblr.com/ask

Apr 19th

Anonymous asked: I'm in policy debate, I think I can handle whatever work mock trial throws at me.

Apr 19th

Anonymous asked: Nawwww, legal stuffs are cool. I'm totally joining mock trial next year.

Apr 19th