June 2011
Pete Wentz's dick is the least offensive dick on...
ihaveaproblemwithyoursolution:
Idk
It’s kind of sad that this is the most intelligent thing I’ve heard all day.
May 2011
Anonymous asked: Would you ever want children?
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Lady Gaga's Born This Way was the best album...
And I bought the new Fleet Foxes, , Micachu & the Shapes, The Antlers, AND Manchester Orchestra albums. I love Born This Way. Being popular is not a sin.
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I think everyone should go on my diet. It’s called the Fuck It Diet. Basically...
– Margaret Cho on dieting. (via gaywitchpracticingabortion)
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27- I love he Rocky Horror Picture Show, and make...
“DO I WANT TO FUCK THIS SIDE OF THE AUDIENCE, DO I WANT TO FUCK THAT SIDE OF THE AUDIENCE, OR DO I WANT TO FUCK AALLLLLLL OF THE AUDIENCE.”
“HAPPY HANUKKAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
Oh, I’ve seen “BETTER MOVIES THAN THIS!”
“GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF COLUMBIA. (Colombia)”
“LOOK, IT’S A NICKELBACK CONCERT!”
Anonymous asked: You're super cute C:
rossgella asked: Little Miss Sunshine is fantastic. (So is West Side Story...) But our class is too stupid and annoying to come to that realization.
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Have fun.
Have fun.
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10- My favorite song of all time has consistently...
11- I can’t name one musical artist that I would call my “favorite”
12- I have a peculiar lit-nerd obsession with Russian literature. If the author’s last name ends with a “sky” or a “ev,” I will eat that shit up. Leo Tolstoy was one of the biggest BAMFs to ever walk the planet.
13- I have a potty mouth.
14- I’m less intelligent than people...
Anonymous asked: Hello there. I HAVE DISCOVERED YOUR BLOG. NOW, I WILL KICK YOU OFF THIS BLOG AND RIGHTFULLY CLAIM IT AS MINE BECAUSE I AM GREATER THAN YOU.
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... So I suck at poetry
Look at this nonsensical tomfoolery I just wrote:
We did what we could
To stop the walls from caving in
A building that once stood
Is now a sign of what once had been
Words of poison
Feet of charcoal
I looked at the fire
Felt the ice within my soul
We’ll be all right
Their fires have burned me, too
But I’ll never let them hurt you
We fought the war
But the war won against us
We’ve grown...
Anonymous asked: what are some movies you've always wanted to see?
Anonymous asked: are you a beatles fan? what are your favorite songs?
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I feel like a gigantic piece of shit right now.
Honestly, it’s days like these that make me wish I could just lay in bed for the rest of my life, decaying bit by bit. I’ve been under so much stress this past week, and this week looks like it’s going to be even worse. Stress is never ever good for me. I suppose anxiety is winning right now; last night, I didn’t get any sleep at all because my mind wouldn’t stop...
howtofailinliterature asked: You know you love Ernest Hemingway's writing. And, pictures of him from his youth are sexy.
hi-mei asked: Hi Malina,
You should rant about something.
I like your ranting.
You should rant about something.
I like your ranting.
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howtofailinliterature asked: Toms are terrible because they undermine the local economies of the places they are sent to. It's ridiculous to send our shoes to impoverished countries, instead of money. Sending shoes challenges the local businesses for shoes, creating more poverty and hindering the local economy. If only Toms sent money from their profits instead of their own shoes, then perhaps the recipients could afford...
Anonymous asked: Sophia Loren was definitely gorgeous, but she's gotten creepily ugly as she ages.
rossgella asked: In response to what you said... TOMS are adorable. You can't deny it.
solaesce asked: who is Sophia Loren? o.o
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Sing it for the ones that'll hate your guts:... →
givemeabloodbath:
frankieroislife:
mikeywayspenis:
mikeywaysboxershorts:
razortotherosary:
I even made a GIF. Nice life I have here.
God, is that actually him?
^yes i’m pretty sure that’s him.
kljfakldjs d’aww :3 that is definitely him.
HOLY SHIT WHERE IS THIS…
Fat Gerard will forever and always be my fave. How he got so skinny and stopped showering and became...
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Why I will never watch anything to do with MCR...
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Mum: What’s the name of the skinny one? The one who looks like he’s been told he’s gonna die all the time? Y’know, at the end. Me: Um, Mikey? Mum: I’m gonna call him Twiglet. Why’s he so skinny? He’s like Kate Moss on speed… somebody needs to fatten him up. We should invite him around for a nice Sunday dinner. Twiglet needs some...
Anonymous asked: Thanks for the song recs, I liked a lot of em. Will definitely be seeing those on my iPod in the near future!