July 2011
timetowank:
I remember in 8th grade this 6th grader got expelled for selling dill out of her locker and claiming it was weed and those dumb faggots believed her.
I AM SAVING THIS FOREVER.
June 2011
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The weirdest things happened at the library today.
So I start volunteering when the library opens, which means I have to wait around a few minutes before the library opens so I can volunteer and encourage literacy and whatnot. In typical library fashion, there is a homeless man waiting outside. He didn’t smell so pretty. He also had this huge-ass cart full of his things that he had with him. I wasn’t sure if it would fit through the...
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I don't know if my mother is actually really...
Me: So now gay marriage is legal in New York!
Mom: That's great! So now all the gay people can get married!
Me: Well the ones that want to get married, ye-
Mom: You know what I don't understand? The idea of coming out.
Me: Well, I'm sure it's a big moment for a gay person.
Mom: But why do they have to announce it? I never came out as straight to my friends. I never went up to my parents and said, "OH HEY, I LIKE MEN."
Me: Now this is uncomfortable.
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Ladies and Germs; Gerard Way's drawings/comic...
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I'm saving this for something I'll write later.
… I’ll get to it eventually.
Dana was perpetually angry. She bought half her clothes from the army surplus store, and she always wore obnoxiously chunky lace-up boots. She was the kind of person who liked to talk about the music she was importing from England, and how terrible nuclear reactors are for the environment. And if it wasn’t nuclear reactors, there was certainly...
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hellyeahsupermanandwonderwoman:
GailSimone Holy crap, huge Wonder Woman digital sale, including my stuff and New Frontier! http://bit.ly/kT2Dsb 99 cents an issue for 48 hours!
The biggest nerdboner to have ever nerdbonered. I will spend so. much. money.
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Have you ever met one of those people who you...
Life you just constantly want to smack them upside the head. They’re just so stupid and so pretentious and it’s just like, “I absolutely hate your guts. Please move far, far away.”
Yeah. Something like that.
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We were all preparing for our lives to end next...
kissedmequiteinsane:
MY QUEEN, YOU ARE A GENIUS AND I LOVE YOU.
WatchSo on the way to the Kooks concert (which was absolutely fantastic and will be blogged about tomorrow once it’s set in, Theresa was talking about how you can hijack road signs to make it say whatever you want. On our way back, we found somebody who did. Kudos to you, my friends. Job well done.
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Every time I use urbandictionary.com, I feel like...
I’m just so out of the loop.
For my fellow Americans →
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This is worth your time. See how you do and send it on….
This test is not an easy one. The website reports that college educators average about 55%. The average citizen averages about 49%.
90.91% !!!! Even though the test is from a very right leaning group and my favorite president is FDR!
I seriously don’t get what they mean by “college...
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Just found out that The Postelles are opening for...
I FUCKING LOVE THE POSTELLES!!!! THIS IS SO EXCITING I CAN’T CONTAIN MYSELF KJSBDFKSDFKJBSDFKJSBDFKDS!!!!
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I feel like writing.
Because, goddammit, I’ve taken so many fucking courses on writing, I should put that shit to use. Somebody motivate me. Pretty please?
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DC tells retailers that only certain storylines...
dcwomenkickingass:
I’ve been reading with interest Bleeding Cool’s coverage of the DC Roadshow that took place in Burbank this week. And the more I read the more confused/frustrated I get. This is from Cape Town comics:
The presenters also assured us that the current stories still matter. On August 31st, the only two DC books being published will be Flashpoint #5 and Justice League #1 and you...
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The Post-Grad Sorting Hat →
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I've gotten a lot of new followers recently, so...
28- I’m Japanese, Italian-American, and Irish-American
29- I like to describe things in the most bisarre way possible. For example, I often call churros “cylindrical Mexican desert pastries.”
30- I have a very morbid and sardonic sense of humor
31- I use big words without realizing a lot of people don’t know what they mean.
32- But I really think people ought to know...
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This is probably an unpopular opinion, but...
It really freaks me out when people reblog pictures or quotes and stuff of Gerard Way talking about how medication strips people of their personalities and whatnot. Because, I’m sorry, but you should not be taking medical advice from a musician and comic book writer. Even if he’s totally swank and full of sass. While I understand medication has its side effects, a lot of people need to...
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People who dye their hair with Manic Panic.
I need to go to San Francisco.
I’ve been cooped up in my house super sick for the past few days, and now that I’m feeling better, I have to get out of this hellhole. Everybody here is annoying me. I need to go out. Go to thrift stores. Ignore landmarks. Walk by tall buildings. Take the train. See some tourists. Get pissed off at some tourists. I just need to get out of suburbia.
Is this a sensitive white girl...
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solaesce asked: what kind of tattoo do you want?
Doctor Who, Season 6
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