February 2012
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"You're rather handsome" does not mean "you me sex...
Me: There's a difference between thinking someone's attractive and wanting to bang them. Look at Chad. I think Chad is cute, but I don't want to have sex with him.
Chad: I'm gay.
Me: Exactly.
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joancrawfjord asked: how was your url not taken and why did I not think to use it? You are too cool and I would totally follow you on tumblr even if I didn't meet you in real life.
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January 2012
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“For asexuals, sex is like… a donut. When we see a donut, we do not have the urge...”
– http://backroundradio.tumblr.com (via asexualeducation)
Surprisingly decent analogy.
(via endearinglycreepy)
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My poor culturally unaware Asian mother appears to believe that I will wear anything with skulls on it because, “you’re alternative and you like weird things that are unattractive. Like skulls.”
Also, what the fuck does alternative even mean?
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“Just think of how boring this movie would be if Bella wasn’t so stupid.”
– My dad, on Twilight
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Today has been the weirdest day
I donated blood… kind of. So first off, I arrive at 11:15 for my 11:20 appointment, and they make me wait a fucking hour until I they have me fill out the questionnaire and test my bluud and shit. Which, I was expected to have them jamming a needle in my arm the second I walked through the door like a fucking horror movie. So I pass all the tests and so they get me on the table and stick...
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite series of the New 52?
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Why Prom ruins everything.
Okay, so the title has very little to do with what I’m actually going to talk about, but the point is, prom was the origin, and is therefore the cause of all this tomfoolery. Now sit your ass down and get ready for story time, motherfuckers. A while ago, I was talking to my friend about how I can imagine myself getting nominated for Prom Princess as a joke because I hate prom with a burning...
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There are only two types of women in the world.
Girls who talk about how much they want to marry Rose McGowan.
Dirty, rotten liars
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I don’t get why people tag their posts “personal.” It’s a blog, isn’t it supposed to be personal by definition?
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I want to get a dog and name him Belichick and he will be the world’s most perfect dog because BILL BELICHICK IS PERFECT AND I LOVE HIM. Also, my dog will have lots of hoodies.
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Shit Young Justice Fans Say:
kyashu:
lotsapancakes:
nooowestayandgetcaught:
the-bored-girl:
“Is the hiatus over yet?”
“I hate your pairing and therefore I hate your entire existence.”
“HELLO M’GANN/ASTEROUS/YOU WANT ESCAPE!?!”
“Clark is a dick.”
“TODAY’S THE DAY!”
“Donna Troy/Cassie Sandsmark/Beast Boy needs to show up. Now.”
“Is it Friday yet?”
“I love Jesse McCartneyRobin.”
“Am I the only one who loves...
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This is a series of rants on things that are...
My skin sucks. I seriously don’t know how it’s possible to have dry, flaky skin and pizza face at the same time. I must have murdered bunnies in a previous life or something. I just FEEL SO GROSS.
My friends all think my mother is awesome. She’s not. Let me explain something about my mother to you: she has very little comprehension of American culture, so while she can speak...
retardteen:
penetrations:
the only type of guys i like either
look like homeless heroin addicts
or
actually are homeless heroin addicts
this
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Good news and bad news from my psychiatrist.
So I went to see my psychiatrist today. She’s this nice enough middle-aged Asian woman who I think is a bit eager to prescribe my drugs but hasn’t managed to kill me yet. So you could say I trust her.
The unfortunate thing is, the psychiatry department at the hospital I go to is pretty much Mordor. Seriously, it’s on the first floor tucked into a corner, and it’s not near...
Anonymous asked: How do you think other people view you? And what is one assumption that you don't like that people make about you?
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Batjoke
love-and-radiation:
The number of times writers have had Batman refuse Justice League membership over the years because he “works alone,” even though it’s been scientifically proven he poops sidekicks.
Anonymous asked: How would you describe your style?
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I seriously love Bruce Timm’s art like so much I could look at his drawings for fucking days and not eat or sleep or do anything other than cry at how wonderful he is.
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So I got a few messages for the DC Comics... →
hesperidesapple asked: 3, 7, 17, 18, 19 ,20
Top 5 Superheroes:
1) Superman (I’m classic as FUCK)
2) Black Canary
3) Wonder Woman
4) Barbara Gordon (Batgirl/ Oracle)
5) Two-way tie between the Martian Manhunter and Zatanna.
Top 5 Supervillains:
1) Harley Quinn (I’m putting Harley before the Joker because she got way closer to killing Batman than the Joker ever did JUST...
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I like my coffee how I like my men.
In between my legs as I’m driving.
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