February 2012
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10 Potential Love Interests for Dick Grayson
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His last committed relationship: December ‘08, Nightwing #151 (OC) His last on panel kiss: November ‘09, Batman #693 (Helena Bertinelli) His last on panel sex: June ‘08, Titans #3 (Starfire)
You guys, Dick Grayson hasn’t had sex since 2008. This is unacceptable.
To be fair, he’s had a rough year and was probably busy dealing with more important things than getting laid....
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I'm terrible at loving things ironically.
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Listening to the High School Musical soundtrack, obviously.
Zac Efron: BET ON IT, BET ON IT.
Dad: Oh... I thought you were joking.
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I'm sure y'all are tired of my feminist rants....
Okay, so one of my ASB officers told me this week that I should “embrace sexism cause it goes both ways.” As a note, he does claim this was taken out of context. We were talking about chivalry when he said it, and he repeated it three times, so I would say that it was fair for me to quote him on that. But nevertheless, take that into consideration.
The majority of the school then...
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My school's ASB leaders yelled at me today for...
You guys created tension when you decided that endorsing school-wide sexism is okay. I was just the one who called you out on it. I didn’t start the fight, here — you did.
And while, yes, I’m super happy that I got the executive president to admit it was sexist and promise to discontinue the week, “I’m sorry it offended you” is a terrible apology. You’re not...
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My school is full of sexism.
Okay, so this week at my school is “Boys vs. Girls” week, which is kind of stupid, but fairly trivial, right? Not exactly. I mean, there are some serious issues with this spirit week that I think institutionalize sexism at a public school. For one thing, there’s Barbie and Ken day, which is kind of demeaning to femininity in general and flawed for several other reasons. People...
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I inherit my cruelty from my mother.
Mother: Why aren't you out? It's Saturday night.
Me: I feel sick.
Mother: I think you just have no friends and make excuses to feel better about yourself.
Me: ... Yeah, that could be it, too.
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Anonymous asked: What did you think of Madonna's halftime show?
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I think it’s funny how people use Mean Girls lines all the time but nobody quotes the line where Ms. Norbury (Tina Fey) says, “you all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it ok for guys to call you sluts and whores.” Because that is what the entire goddamn movie is about.
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I bet all of the internet $20 that Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are going to date at some point and get married and have the world’s most attractive children.
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Mid-Shower Revelation
So I just got out of a most enlightening shower. The story is, at some point while shampooing my hair, I remembered that time last July when a group of classmates made me sit alone at the Rocky Horror Picture Show. And the thing was, all the things I felt then, all the rejection and discomfort and awkwardness and loneliness and just plain rage all came back. And while I forgave those people,...
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Am I arguing that girls and women shouldn’t be held responsible for their...
– Emily Maguire, Princesses & Pornstars: Sex, Power, Identity. (via starsgowaltzing)
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Hit like a girl.
wonderarity:
Every time I see this panel,
I’m like,
BITCH PLEASE.
Carry on hitting like a girl, ladies.
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"You're rather handsome" does not mean "you me sex...
Me: There's a difference between thinking someone's attractive and wanting to bang them. Look at Chad. I think Chad is cute, but I don't want to have sex with him.
Chad: I'm gay.
Me: Exactly.
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January 2012
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eyeballs-to-entrails asked: how was your url not taken and why did I not think to use it? You are too cool and I would totally follow you on tumblr even if I didn't meet you in real life.
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