harlequinnade asked: "Malina," the bronze-skinned deity whispered, his face wrought with what could only be heartbreak. "You are the chosen one--I was prepared to share with you all the secrets of the universe." "I'm sorry, Jesus," returned the blue-haired bloggess, her voice ringing with hollow sympathy. "It's BatFamily game night, and Jason has no hope of winning...
the-morbid-eclectic-deactivated asked: Tim Drake asks you out on a date, but you have to let him down gently because you are already going out with Jason Todd.
Anonymous asked: A fanfic about you and Goofy battling a controversial topic of your choosing. The setting is a comic book shop.
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
this is kind of hilarious. I’d love to see what y’all come up with, even if it’s only a sentence.
Today as I was about to get off the train I saw this woman on her kindle about to buy 50 Shades of Grey so I grabbed her wrist, looked her dead in the eye, and said, “Don’t do it. Whatever your book club or Good Morning America tells you, don’t do it.”
Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not...– Monica Sjoo and Barbara Mor, The Great Cosmic Mother - Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via munstersandghosts)
Is everyone here aware that when you die...
moonlitmagick: You have the option to be cremated and turned into a vinyl record full of your favorite music? http://www.andvinyly.com/ WHAT? Awesome. Can’t wait to die.
You know what's really upsetting about media...
It focuses on the shooter rather than the victims. And really, I think it’s disrespectful to the memory of the victims, and terrifying in terms of what it says about our culture. I remember Roger Ebert once said that shooters are often motivated by media coverage of these incidents that highlights the shooters’ lives and their pasts, which makes a lot of sense. It’s like going...
So the other day I was listening to the radio and the DJs were talking about what movies were coming out that weekend (last weekend) and nothing big was really coming out so the DJ’s like, “Wow, it looks like Batman is going to have another killer weekend.” And then after a pause, “WAIT NO I DIDN’T MEAN THAT I DIDN’T MEAN THAT AT ALL.” Now I know what...
I want Ryan Murphy to be eliminated next on the Glee Project.
I’m pretty sure this is not what the internet was invented for.
Find what you love and let it kill you.– Charles Bukowski. (via atheism-)
Anonymous asked: Do you ship Cass/Tim or Steph/Tim? Or neither, and why?
catladysoul: i’m not your manic pixie dream girl mother fucker i will end you
So the other day I went to my psychiatrist’s office and there was this little girl there with her mom who I guess just had an appointment. And so the woman was scheduling her next appointment when the receptionist hands her a sticker from one of the rolls to give to her daughter. The woman turns to her daughter, and says something like, “Look, it’s Ariel!” The girl just...
windowswide: don’t ever let white boys who wear flip flops tell you shit
My desi father's encouragement after I broke up...
(it was the first, proper break-up to have occurred in my life, I was probably 18 or so, it was a cold, bitter winter and I was lying in bed, crying my eyes out and hugging my pillow for the past week and a half without eating a morsel of food)
Dad: May I enter your room, Holy Princess?
Dad: Ha ha, stop crying. Foolish girl.
Dad: Astaghfirullah. What is that smell? Did you burn something?
Dad: It is the smoke rising from your head to see me this positive, yes?
Dad: Okay. Okay. No more to joke.
Dad: I am a Muslim, Pakistani father. I never liked the idea of you being with him but I said, "Let it be, yaar. She is young. She is free. I still love her. She is my baby princess." Wipe your snot. So I was okay with him being with you. But it hurts me a lot more to see you like this.
Dad: You are not chubby anymore. What kind of diet is this, hmm? Ha ha, I made funny joke.
Dad: (pushes my hair behind my ear) Allah created hearts to break and heal every now and then. That is why we are humans. If we did not hurt, we wouldn't be who we are today. But having a broken heart means you have two options: To heal it and become invincible. Or to mope away and become a pathetic shadow of the person you once were. What would my little girl do?
Dad: She would eat lotta chips. Ha ha ha.
Dad: Okay, sorry. She would fight back and win her strength to become who she was and will be forever. You are going to meet someone amazing. Boys are idiots. I thank Allah for not giving me sons. They are foolish donkeys. Daughters are warriors. You are my warrior. When you were born, I had tears. I was so scared. I did not want anyone to hurt my baby. Today he hurt you. Allah will take revenge. But you take your time to heal and know that I am always here for you even if my English is not too good.
Dad: That boy was a bastard, foolish dog from hell. Bastard.
Dad: I love you.
The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone– Scott Disick (via finefools)
This is literally the greatest online clothing... →
It’s like super Asian but they have really fucking adorable clothes and THEY’RE SO CHEAP LIKE OH MY GOOOOD.
I can’t believe I put makeup on for this shit.– Me all the time.
Anonymous asked: Your supervillain design is ridiculous (in a good way lol). Where'd you get the idea?
So can we get Obama to skydive to his inauguration orrr….
I really want to meet Dita Von Teese and ask if we can take a picture posing like velociraptors.