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You know what's a great batvillains pairing
incognitoamadeus:
SCARECROW AND POISON IVY
IT WOULD BE SO FUN they wouldn’t be serious but sort of like on and off dinner dates where maybe they steal a few thing or commit a bit of property damage
Ivy goes out with him whe Harley is out of town or too busy with mr. J
now thanks to scarecrow there are no Godamn birds or scavengers trying to ruin her plants
tell it ain’t perfect
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My dad and I were watching Mitt Romney speak
me: Mitt Romney needs to stop pretending he knows what it's like to be poor
my dad: He was poor once... one afternoon when he forgot his wallet.
my dad: He had to borrow $10 for lunch.
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montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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If you’re judging the viability/acceptability of a romantic relationship between Superman and Wonder Woman before Justice League #12 even comes out, just sit back and think for a minute.
You are judging the work of talented writers and artists who’ve been toward on or towards this, and confining a decades-old company to its previous publishings. Things have changed in continuity...
ABC Greenlights ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ Marvel Pilot, Joss... →
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ABC has ordered a pilot for S.H.I.E.L.D, a live-action series from The Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon, Marvel TV and ABC Studios. The project is based on Marvel’s peacekeeping organization S.H.I.E.L.D (which stands for Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate). S.H.I.E.L.D. will be written by Whedon, his bother Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen.
Joss...
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I’d like to thank my family for not being in any way related to Honey Boo Boo.
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arollercoasterfatality:
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This one guy in my gov class was like, “I see homeless people asking for money and it’s like, you have two arms and two legs, why don’t you get a job?”
And okay I don’t like to attack people for not being exposed to things but COME THE FUCK ON A LOT OF HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE VETERANS WITH PTSD OR SCHIZOPHRENICS OR MENTALLY CHALLENGED YOU CAN BE PHYSICALLY OKAY BUT...
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lady-kyarycorn:
FIRST OFF let me say if ur sensitive ass is allergic to any food then don’t bring ur ass in my restraunt..I’m so tired of all these people comin in sayin they allergic to shit..I’m too busy to be tryin to figure out what ur GLUTEN FREE ass can and cannot eat..bitch if u allergic to tomatos then why is ur punk ass eatin the salsa?..Tonite a table comes in and the busboy gives them...
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I think the strange thing is that when a girl says, “I’m fat,” her friends’ immediate reactions are to say “No! You’re totally not,” or “What? You’re so skinny I wish I was as skinny as you!” — but really I think we should all be telling each other, “So what if you are?”
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There's this guy in my English class
Me: okay, so why don't we go around and each say the book we want to read most for our literature circle.
This guy: The Invisible Man
*more talking*
Sashi: So what's The Invisible Man about?
This guy: ....
Me: It's about racism. The protagonist is invisible because he's black.
*more talking*
This guy: Well, I grew up in Renaissance fairs, and you know with lots of medieval stuff and old English and [I don't really remember what he said at this point] so I think we should read Shakespeare
Sashi: Well what play did you want to read?
This guy: Well I've already read Othelle and Romeo and Juliet so I was thinking King Lear.
Sashi: Is everyone okay with King Lear?
Everyone: grunts of toleration
This guy: Well, you know, I grew up in Renaissance fairs so the language shouldn't be a problem for me
Me [thinking]: You have dyslexia what the fuck are you talking about?
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