My name is Malina and I am a loser. I was born at a very young age, and have since grown into a teenage dirtbag, baby. My dirtbag interests include comics books and sci-fi shows and literature and music (indie, punk, psychobilly, etc.) and great thinkers and making the world a better place. I am a 1950s kind of gal, but only when I can forget that I would've had to drink from a colored water fountain. There is nothing I believe in but fantasy and outer space. To sum it up, I'm essentially a real-life Poison Ivy, except for the homicidal mania and the finesse. 

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February 1st
7:32 AM

"You're rather handsome" does not mean "you me sex now"

  • Me: There's a difference between thinking someone's attractive and wanting to bang them. Look at Chad. I think Chad is cute, but I don't want to have sex with him.
  • Chad: I'm gay.
  • Me: Exactly.