My name is Malina and I am a loser. I was born at a very young age, and have since grown into a teenage dirtbag, baby. My dirtbag interests include comics books and sci-fi shows and literature and music (indie, punk, psychobilly, etc.) and great thinkers and making the world a better place. I am a 1950s kind of gal, but only when I can forget that I would've had to drink from a colored water fountain. There is nothing I believe in but fantasy and outer space. To sum it up, I'm essentially a real-life Poison Ivy, except for the homicidal mania and the finesse.