Well, this is kind of late… I thought it was really good for a halftime show, but pretty bad for a Madonna performance. It raised the bar for Superbowl halftimes because it was lively and exuberant, the way a Superbowl performance should be, and it sounded good. There was lots of choreography and extravagance, which, in my humble opinion, is what a halftime show should be. I also appreciate that Madonna did a lot of her classics instead of just pimping out her newer stuff. But on the other hand, Madonna’s the Queen of Pop, and I’ve seen her perform far better than that. First off, her boots her fabulous, but she was stumbling all over the place and it made her look old. Second, she had too many guests on, and really the show should be about her. LMFAO’s segment there was pointless. Like, GTFO, you old men. And she was lipsyncing, which was kind of bullshit because a) she’s fucking Madonna and b) she wasn’t doing that much dancing. 

As for M.I.A. giving America the bird, I honestly could not give less of a fuck. Teleflora’s ridiculously sexist commercial should be the Superbowl antic under fire, here.