In a matter of hours, I will be staying at Brown.
Which means that I’ll be finding out who my roommate is. I picture this going one of three ways.
- I get a single room, and I sleep by myself for three weeks in blissful peace.
- My roommate is white with long dark hair. She’s rich, she’s probably Jewish, and she’s from New York. Upstate. She’d be here taking, I don’t know, portraiture or some shit. In my imagination, she’s nice enough, we get along fine, but we don’t become BFFS4EVR.
- My roommate is Asian. Like, really really really Asian. Her last name only has one syllable, she’s really quiet, and she’s taking some course on biology or engineering or something. She doesn’t talk, so there’s really not much friendship to be built there.
My guesses are never right, though. C’est la vie.