Rampant Rambling I'm Malina and you're offensive.
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Today as I was about to get off the train I saw this woman on her kindle about to buy 50 Shades of Grey so I grabbed her wrist, looked her dead in the eye, and said, “Don’t do it. Whatever your book club or Good Morning America tells you, don’t do it.”
“I tried to read 50 Shades, but I couldn’t get past the contract they had. Malina, if anyone ever attempts to make you sign a paper telling you what you can and can’t do with your vagina, grab your shit and run, because he is a FREAK.”
- My mother on 50 Shades of Grey
Well shit, I just found the Twilight fanfiction 50 Shades of Grey is based on.
What the fucking fuck is going on.
