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HOLY FUCK, GUYS.

I got a 2370 on my SAT. A motherfucking 2370. As in, 30 points away from perfect. HOLY FUCKING BALLS. HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN I JUST EDITED THIS TO ADD MORE CAPSLOCK EMOTION BECAUSE THIS IS SO OVERWHELMING HOLY GOD WHAT EVEN THIS IS AMAZING. MIRACLES DO HAPPEN, KIDS.

Thursday, June 21st & 14 notes

#I'm not even smart #like collegeboard fix your test #SAT #college #Asians #WHAT THE FUCK #my kind of awesome life

Let’s play a game

Name three Asian actresses who aren’t Lucy Liu with success in mainstream American film.

Yeah, thought so.

Sunday, June 17th & 139 notes

#Lucy Liu #Asians #racism

Anything you can do a preadolescent Asian girl can do better.

Thursday, April 26th

#Asians #no seriously #my depressingly pathetic life

Tuesday, October 11th & 1,565 notes

havetardiswilltravel:

asianbyassociation:

hanabitori:

fascinasians:

I don’t know if I want to cry or laugh.
BBC has a website to teach kids primary languages, such as French, Spanish, and Chinese. Of course, they all need costumes to show off their culture, right? While the French-teaching kid wears a beret and the Spanish-teaching one wears a sombrero…..
A BOWL OF RICE?
NOT EVEN A RICE HAT.
A BOWL.
OF.
RICE.
You can check it out for yourself at http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/primarylanguages/

Dunno whether to laugh or cry.
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE.

HE HAS A BOWL OF RICE ON HIS HEAD
OH MY GOD
A BOWL
OF RICE
ON HIS HEAD
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Well, I don’t know about my fellow Asian Tumblrites, but I never leave the house without my rice bowl.
Or my HONOR.

All the cool Asians are doing it.

#blatant racism #BBC #Asians

Finals are next week

thefluffybunny:

I KNOW THIS IS LATE BECAUSE FINALS ENDED TODAY BUT OH GOD, THIS IS SO KOALA TEA.

Thursday, January 13th & 5 notes

#Asians #artsy fartsy #strange things #funny things other people say

Sunday, January 2nd & 11 notes

I spent the past twenty minutes trying to find this picture, and now that I did, I’m not quite sure what to do with myself.

#awkward #Asians #food #strange things

Even my mother hates me

Mother: Did you just hear a car door close? Go to the door to check if we have visitors.
Me: Nope, we have no visitors because we're unlovable
Mother: Not all of us. Just... certain people.

Thursday, December 23rd

#my depressingly pathetic life #Asians

I can never stop laughing whenever I watch this video.

It’s my fave.

2 years ago

#television #awkward #Asians

Err... not quite.

Me: Urgh, my dashboard is cluttered with all this crap about how Zac and Josh left Paramore.
Mother: Paramore? That sounds like the name of a really bad gothic novel where everyone dies in the end.

Saturday, December 18th & 1 note

#Asians

Tuesday, December 7th & 15 notes

itwasafirefight:

Karen O is a beautiful soul

Hapas rule this world. Don’t even question.

#Asians #music #movies

Is it sad that I laugh at my parents’ arguments?

WHAT THE FUCK??? I’VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES THAT SHORT THINGS GO ON THE SHORTER SHELVES, BUT YOU NEVER FUCKING LISTEN!!! YOU PUT IT THERE ANYWAY, SO IT JUST SPILLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING REFRIGERATOR!! AND YOU JUST SIT THERE NONCHALANTLY EATING YOUR FUCKING POTATO!!!

-Dad

I was totally adopted.

2 years ago & 5 notes

#my depressingly pathetic life #funny things other people say #awkward #Asians